发个笑话

SWizard

顺便祝大家国庆节快乐^_^



g.w.bush: doctor, what is wrong with my brain?

doctor:   your brain is perfectly ok.

w.bush:   how come?

doctor:   you are the same as everybody else, having right brain and life

         brain.

w.bush:   and?
　
doctor:   but yours is even far better than all the others.

w.bush:   oh?
　　
doctor:    yes, sir, everybody’s brain is not seperated so perfect. but

         yours is an exception.

w.bush:   tell me how could it be an exception, not because I am the head

          of USA. I hope.
　　
doctor:    sir, your brain is really seperated completely, there is

           nothing right in your left brain, and there is nothing left in

         your right brain.