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[灌水]史上最强的中式英语~

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发表于 2005-1-11 16:58:00 | 显示全部楼层
以下是引用Eastsun在2005-1-11 16:54:05的发言


15 .小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!

现实生活中也会遇到这种情况~^_^
[em22][em22][em41]
发表于 2005-1-11 17:06:00 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈!!!!!
强捍啊
good good study day day up最经典!!!
发表于 2005-1-11 18:35:00 | 显示全部楼层
最后一句,在俺们学校广为流传……-_-b可惜啊可惜……
发表于 2005-1-14 00:10:00 | 显示全部楼层
people moutain,people sea!!
人山人海
发表于 2005-1-14 00:16:00 | 显示全部楼层
最后一句的星星部分是不是 F  U  × × 啊?
发表于 2005-1-14 08:33:00 | 显示全部楼层
据说一句中式英语long time not to see you在英国广为流传哈哈
发表于 2005-1-23 13:55:00 | 显示全部楼层
XX 是不是CK?
 楼主| 发表于 2005-1-11 16:54:05 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
1.we two who and who?

咱俩谁跟谁阿



2.how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你,怎么老是你?



3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你


4 .you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together
up !

你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!



5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing
to say,go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝



6.you me you me
彼此彼此



7.You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!



8.know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知…



9.WATCH SISTER

表妹



10 .dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!



11.American Chinese not enough
美中不足



12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述



13.heart flower angry open
心花怒放



14. go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过



15 .小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!



16 .If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条



17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。



18.you have two down son。
你有两下子。



19.as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!!!!



20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face

给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸



22. The king who is fucking is the son of the king who has fucked.
金正日是金日成的儿子


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